Icicle

"Hmmm... Maybe I can climb this one. At least I can reach it."

"Then again... I haven't lost that much weight lately."

"Well, like they say, if you can't climb 'em, knock them down."

"I am sooooo cool, so very cool, yeah, and sooooo smooth too. I knocked that thing down on my first toss. I bet the guys are really impressed. Now let me unimpress them by throwing twenty rocks at that other icicle and never even hitting it."

Nate, I think you should have called it quits after that. We were all impressed for about a minute there.